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Jokes!

A man was beaten up by robbers on a road to London. He lay there, half dead and in bad shape. A Vicar came along, saw him and passed by on the other side. Next, a monk came by but also walked quickly on the other side. Finally, a social worker came along, looked at the man and said "Whoever did this needs help!"

Q.Did you hear about the two peanuts that went walking in the middle of the night?
A.One of them was assaulted.

Q.What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?....
A.Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

One day a postman was greeted by a boy and a huge dog. The postman said to the boy,
"Does your dog bite?"
"No," replied the boy. Just then the huge dog bit the postman. The man yelled,
"I thought your dog doesn't bite!"
"He doesn't," replied the boy, "that's not my dog!"

Q.Why are there no polite people in Heaven yet?
A.Because they are all still at the gates, saying to each other: "After you", "No, I insist after you..."